Well, it’s supposed to be a happy summer. I have several fun trips planned. I’m taking my gremlins to Disney World and wreaking havoc in Florida. I hope to leave behind memories of mayhem as I bring my zany, perverted energy to the sunshine state this summer. If you want to see me, you can find me in Tampa Bay on June 3rd. Get your tickets here for Flirty In Tampa!
General admission is free but VIP is always better. Come see me and pick up my newest release, Little Black Book. I am also introducing some fun book boxes at my events. They are available at $25.00 at my events but if you preorder, they are only $20.00. Preorder them here!
My next summer event will be in Destin, FL July 15th. Book Bishes on the Beach will be a beaching good time. VIP tickets are sold out but grab your general admission tickets. The entertainment will definitely be worth it. Over 60 authors and of course, yours truly. Grab your tickets here, And of course, don’t forget to preorder!
I have a new release coming out this June. Keep the week of June 15th available because Musing of a Deranged Mom: Collective Shit will be my newest release. I will hold a contest on my Facebook page on the release date, so stalk me here to win fun prizes.
I’m ending the summer in Houston at Sultry in the City on August 26th. Take that much-needed break from back-to-school mayhem and come hang out with me and my crew at this spectacular event.
General admission is free but VIP is always better. Don’t forget to preorder and I’ll have my newest releases available at this event because it’s Houston and it’s home.
Until then, I’ll see all my Cris Crazies at one of these three events and we’ll have a perverted good time. (I accidentally bought penis soap. Don’t judge me, just rub my peens on your faces like you mean it.)
I look forward to meeting new people and if you mention this newsletter at any of my events, you get a special prize. Wink Wink.